Ben Yaks Back – 2/26

For some reason, the app Yik Yak has been insanely popular at GU. Yik Yak is an anonymous Twitter feed where people can say whatever they want, which can prompt some inappropriate content. Yik Yak also uses location services on your phone, so the Yaks you see are guaranteed to be from people in your area.


“I am eating popcorn chicken while pooping. This is it, I have reached the pinnacle of human achievement”

“You inspire us” – Gonzaga

“Someone bring me food.. ill cuddle you and share it with you!! All i want is puffy cheetos and chocolate chip cookies lol”

Mention of food? Check. Cuddling? Of course. Poor grammar? Naturally. This may be the most Yik Yakiest Yak of all time.

“BYU puts 15 sugar packets in it’s iced tea and gets a hangover”

Let’s ignore the glaring third grade grammar mistake and talk about how you drink tea. First of all, 71 people upvoted this which is still astounding. But anyone that puts 15 packets of sugar in their tea is gonna die of diabetes. When was the last time you put 15 packets of sugar in anything?

“What are they filming outside of Crosby?” response: “Porno”

Hahahaha oh my! What wit! That’s hilarious!

“Am I the only one genuinely disturbed by the Mini Zag things?”

Okay Mr. Meanie. This is my friend Tyler. I took this when he wasn’t even looking. He works really hard on those, so you should find him and apologize to him promptly. He’s a nice boy. He’s given up more than you could imagine to create these adorable boxy people. His home life is suffering. He hasn’t talked to his girlfriend in weeks. He only eats when I remind him and sleeps on his keyboard. These things are destroying his life. You are destroying his confidence.

“You could be the kindest, most generous person on the face of the earth but if you ride a longboard on a regular basis it’s going to be tough for me to get around that”

Seriously, it’s impossible to turn on those things. I don’t care who they are, if someone’s barreling at you on a long board there’s no way you’ll be able to get around it in time.

 “Is it Friday yet?”

college animated GIF

Why. Obviously it’s not. 11 upvotes for this. Is this confusion because people legitimately don’t know what day of the week is, or is this the Yik Yak way of saying “Mondays, huh?” and having people agree with it?

“The voice of reason and drunken lunatic applying the peer pressure both being you”

You’re missing a word or six I think. I don’t understand what this is supposed to say. But still. 11 upvotes again. For this nonsense. I quit, I’m done.


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