16 Completely Appropriate Responses to “What are you doing after you graduate?”

1. There’s, of course, the most obvious answer.
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2. And the old “change the subject” strategy

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3. As well as the old “I didn’t hear you” tactic

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But if you’ve overused those previous three, here are a few more…

4. Record an album inspired by ross’s wordless sound poems

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5. Say, “I’m going to be a professional dancer,” while showing off your best dance moves

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6. Having a BBQ at my house after graduation

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7. Fake my death to get out of student loans

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8. Come up with slogans for products

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9. Life’s punching bag

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10. Design a clothing line specifically for MLE (major league eating)

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11. Dress up as a superhero and swoop in to save innocent people who get asked this question

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12. Gain a bunch of weight just to lose it so I can travel the country sharing my inspirational story

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13. Begin describing the plot of your favorite movie just to watch their facial reaction turn into

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14. Brush up on trivia questions so I can be on a game show

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15. I’m not sure. Why? Did you want to hang out?

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16. Or, if you’re completely at a loss for words, you can just imitate a velociraptor scream and run away

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Well. There ya go, class of 2016, 16 awesome answers to the most dreaded question for every college senior who doesn’t have a set plan for what’s going to happen in one month.

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